Posted by: thewoobdog | November 3, 2008

Lecherous

So, this Halloween my husband dressed up like a dirty old man and my sisters dressed up like hookers – thankfully NOT on the same night or in the same place.  However, here are some pics for your viewing pleasure:

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Here TBear was posing with one of my sisters’ friends sitting on his knee to play up the ‘dirty old man’ angle.

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Here is TBear with my youngest sister (who for this particular party had dressed as an old Texas tycoon)

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My sisters at the same party as above – they came as husband and wife.  This was actually a 50th birthday party for a family friend whose birthday happens to fall on Halloween, so we all dressed up as old people in honor of the ‘Over the Hill’ party.  (Note that my sister on the left is 19 and my sister on the right is 16 – they successfully aged themselves here, I think)

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“Allyson Wonderland” (19-yr-old sister)

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Kat KanDo (16-yr-old sister)

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And the whole gang – I actually am the one that gave them porn names, because I thought it was appropriate since their costumes were made by a lingerie company.  However, they were all supposed to be Alice in Wonderland characters – from left to right: the Cheshire Cat, Alice, the Mad Hatter, and the Queen of Hearts.  The Mad Hatter and Queen of Hearts are friends of my sisters (and are sisters themselves, incidentally).

I still say hooker.  They DID, however, wear opaque tights/leggings/etc to minimize the ho-ish appearance of their costumes when they went out in public.  My father would have had a coronary if they hadn’t made some adjustments to the original costumes (the stripey tights really made the cat costume more ‘cute’ than ‘whore-ish’, and the Alice costume had skin-colored leggings on under the white stockings to minimize the sleaze factor.  I still think “Allyson” looked like some lecher’s dream-come-true, though).

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Responses

  1. Wow, there’s quite a height difference between your two sisters. Where do you fit in there?

    Sorry, I’m afraid I see more “whore” than “cute”, but maybe that’s just the mom in me imagining my own little darlings thusly dressed. Your sisters are naturally cute, though.

    Where’s your costume?

  2. bythe – Yeah, the older one is 5’1″ or thereabouts and the younger is 5’8″. I’m in the middle at about 5’5″.

    My costume was just an apple-cheeked little old lady – thanks to WalMart’s clearance racks, I managed to get a white blouse, horrible blue pants with huge white flowers, and shiny patent-vinyl blue flats, all topped off with fake pearl jewelry and a tan shawl. Oh, and horrible pink lipstick – never forget the lipstick. If somebody got a pic, I’ll post one – I didn’t get any of myself.

    Hey, speaking of which – did YOU happen to have a costume? Hmmmmmm?

  3. I’m not cool enough to pull off a costume.


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