Posted by: thewoobdog | October 24, 2008

I WON THE LOTTERY!!!!

Well, apparently.  I got an email informing me of the fact this morning.

The Irish Lottery
11 G Lower Dorset Street
Northern Ireland.
                      
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You have won £800,000.00 in the Irish Lottery Online Sweepstakes.

Your winning Numbers are;
Winning Num:  07, 08, 09, 18, 21, 27, Bonus 19
Batch Num: Batch: R3/A312-59
Reference Num: Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05

You are to contact the fudiciary agent
with the information below
as soon as you receive this
notification.

Mr. Defoe Smith (Fudiciary Agent)
Email:claimdepts@live.com

For verification please provide your:

1. Full Names
2. Address (Country)
3. Age
4. Occupation
5. Telephone

and your above Batch and reference Number when responding.

Thank you and congratulations.

Thomas Stinson, Online Coordinator
Fudiciary & Notification Department
Lottery Commission of Ireland.

Now, mind you, I’ve never actually been to Ireland, much less played the lottery there, so I’m concerned that maybe they have the wrong person.  Oh, no, wait, it’s the online Irish lottery.  Well, of course.  Now I remember.  Yeah.  I so played that.  I’ll send my information right away. ‘Cause I’m that gullible. 

 

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Responses

  1. Who does this actual work on? Who?! Somebody must be buying it or why would they keep doing it? Poor idiots.

  2. Wait – you mean it’s not real? CRAP. I already quit my job and EVERYTHING.

  3. I’m sorry, but you could not have won the Irish lottery. For, you see, *I* have won the Irish lottery. A winner is me.

  4. Darn. I wondered why that check never came…


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