Posted by: thewoobdog | October 22, 2008


Oh, the humanity!  So, we’re staying at my parents’ house while they’re on vacation, to take care of the dogs and horses and cat and bird and fish (come see the zoo!  reasonable admission prices!).  As I set the alarm clock, what do you think I saw on my mom’s nightstand? 

I almost can’t say it.

This is my MOM we’re talking about.  *shudder*  TBear took one look when I handed it to him and threw it back at me, covering his eyes and yelling in denial.

“Zestra Feminine Arousal Fluid”


Is there any way to erase this from my brain?  This is not something I want to associate with my parents.  Ever.


This is when it’s nice to have a stealth blog.  I can’t even post this on my Xanga blog, because my mom reads my Xanga blog.




    It’s a nightmare of Godzillian proportions. I’m so sorry. I’m willing to chip in for your therapy.

    And you’re still sleeping in their bed?! *all over body shudder*

  2. Okay, you just made me laugh so hard I cried.

    Well done. I can feel the horrible memories receding already.

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