Posted by: thewoobdog | October 13, 2008

That’s All, Folks

This is it.  The last of the best.  Well, until I go through more catalogs.  Maybe I’ll have to do a post on best gift ideas ever…  Til then, though:

You want me to be honest?  Uh, how honest?

I woke up and smelled something… but I don’t think it was coffee

Happy Birthday!  Where should I put the pony?

I pay the rent and I like the seat UP

Any minute now I’ll jump in with pointless observations.

Germophobes need love too – just wash your hands first

333   I’m only half evil

I can’t believe I own a minivan

Life is too short to cook for you people [also available on apron]

Can we declare a snow day?

Fetchez la vache!


I’m currently away from my desk.

you’re on the list

Maybe Perhaps Possibly (I’m really not sure)

I’m an evening person in a morning world

Take one step closer and I’ll run away.

My prayers are more heartfelt and devotional than yours. [Ok, this one almost didn’t make it in – but it was completely a Screwtape Letters-type insight into our fallen human natures…]

This is letting my freak flag fly

Empty promises.  Calculated betrayal.  Sociopathic greed.  Just another Monday.

You’re like a brother to me.  Let me give you a wedgie.

Maturity, wisdom, life experience.  I’d trade it all for tight abs.

I look at the kids and see myself (a short, badly behaved self)

Is there a hyphen in obsessive-compulsive?



  1. Heh…I like “you’re on the list”.

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