Posted by: thewoobdog | October 10, 2008

The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For (yeah, right)

Time for our second annual “Best T-shirt Sayings Ever” post.  These are all from the WhatOnEarth catalog, incidentally – I haven’t even made it to any of the other fascinating catalogs that find their way into my mailbox.  This year’s list is longer but I couldn’t help but include most of these.  By the way – note that any remarks appearing in parentheses are part of the T-shirt sayings; remarks bracketed and italicized are my own comments.  Without further ado:

[edit:  There are just too many to enjoy all at once, so I’m going to break this up into segments over a few days]

I’m not Obsessive-Compulsive.  I’m Super Meticulous.

Neuteronomy – A dog’s least favorite book of the Bible.

I’m a Bad-*ss.  You’re just an *ss.

I’m sick of political ads (and I approved this message)

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No longer available in hardcover. [I have no idea what this means, but it still struck me as funny]

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense.

Dare to be indifferent.

Be my friend. Lie to me.  Tell me what I want to hear.

I’m polysyllabic in a monosyllabic world.

Truth aside – you look MARVELOUS!

Now the voices are telling me to buy U.S. Treasury Bonds…

Don’t make me bring out the hand puppets.

Never put off til tomorrow what can wait until at least next week

I ran with scissors and survived (want to see my scar?)

Where’s the Rapture when you need it?

Please take a moment to appreciate my vast knowledge and experience.

Will work for gourmet food

My Indian name is “Walks With Poop” [this is written above a pic of a dog on a leash]

Beware of Mad Cowbell Disease

I look like this because the airline lost my luggage

I have a weird feeling this is going to be on a test…

If sexy’s the goal, I’m the hat trick

Somewhere behind me is the line between Cute and Obnoxious

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Responses

  1. Obviously, I’m drawn to the Mad Cowbell Disease one, but I think the one I almost must have is Dare to be indifferent. Apathy is my middle name.

  2. So, would it be “By Apathy The Lbs” or By The Apathy Lbs”?

  3. Hmmm…good question. I think perhaps By The Apathy Lbs. It just has a nicer flow.

  4. […] my annual “Best T-Shirt Sayings Ever” blog  posts, the most recent of which was in 2008, neglectful blogger that I am.  Oops.  Anyway, the following have been culled from various […]


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