Posted by: thewoobdog | July 3, 2007

Funny Moment

TBear: (makes tortured sound from kitchen)

Me: (frantic) What?!  What happened?!  Honey?!

TBear: She decided to eat the grease out of the grease bowl.

Me: (correctly deducing that ‘she’ referred to the Woobie, and, after a moment of perplexity, realizing an important fact about her location) Why is she on the counter?

TBear: I was letting her clean off the stove.  I took my eyes off her for one minute

Me: (shooting a ‘looks-could-kill’ duh glare) ?!

TBear: (affecting an air of injured and defensive innocence) What?!  You do it all the time!

Me:  No.  No.  Just stop right there.  This is going on my blog.

Does this happen to anyone else?  Now do you see why we don’t have kids?

And, as explanation – the grease bowl is what I drain excess grease from pans into so it can cool and be disposed, so is not in any danger of being consumed post-dog-licking.


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