Wow. My first Valentine of the year! It’s a shame I’m already taken… Here is my sweet love letter in all its grammatical splendor:
Hello,
How are you today? I hope you are fine.If so thank be to God almigthy.My name is Suzan Patrick,26 years from Sierra leone in West Africa. I am single girl looking for honest and nice person.(well, of course, aren’t we all?) Somebody who care and love God whom i can partner with .I don’t care about your colour or ethnicity. (or, apparently, my gender…)
I would like to know you more,most especially what you like and what you dislike.(I just bet you would…)I’m sending you this beautiful mail, with a wish for much happiness.(I appreciate that. Really. I do.) I am looking forward to hear from you.
Thanks and God bless.
Love from,
Suzan
Well, I, for one, am touched. Deeply, deeply touched.
Wow. I never get propositioned like this. I only ever get people laying on the guilt and asking me to help them get money. Like this one:
HELLO
I PRAYED BEFORE THIS REQUEST DO NOT SURPRISE I WANT TO COME IN YOUR COUNTRY,TO STAY IN YOUR PLACE MY PARENTS WHERE DIED BY FOOD POISON AND MY UNCLE SEND ME PARKING EVEN TREATING TO KILL,I NEVER KNEW THAT HIS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE OF MY PARENTS DEATH DUE TO HIS PLAN TO COLLECT BOTH LAND,I HAVE LEAVE TO THE NEIGBORING COUNTRY WHERE MY FATHER BASED BEFORE HE DIED,WERE HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF($2.8M)TWO MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS HERE IN BAMAKO MALI CAPITAL,THE BANK DIRECTOR MR NORMAN MERSERE ASK ME TO INFORM TRUST FORIEGNER I’M 20YRS OLD,TO STAND FOR EASY TRANSFER AND INVESTMENT,SHOW ME LOVE PLEASE AM TIRED OF BEING IN HELPLESS ZONE, I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU THANK’S.
FROM VANESSA BURNE.
By: bythelbs on February 12, 2009
at 4:40 pm
Wow. Sent parking and treated with killing. That’s harsh. You should totally let her stay in your place.
By: thewoobdog on February 13, 2009
at 8:46 am